CPC SUMMER SLAM #2

sarah

As the days get warmer, the poetry gets hotter, and the host gets sweatier.

Wait, scratch that last one. That isn’t so appealing.

The poetry sure was, though!

When DJ RPM magically transformed into Rusty Priske, the host for the show, things were ready to get hopping!

We started things off with the open mic, featuring…. uh, Rusty Priske!

Introducing yourself is so weird.

But then it was time for the slam and we always need a sacrificial poet and tonight that was… Rusty Priske!

(Don’t worry… other poets are coming soon…) 8.8 9.3 6.8 7.7 6.9 and a .5 time penalty for a 22.9

Tough judges! But will they stay consistent? (SPOILER: Pretty much, yeah.)

The first poet out of the magic hat was… D-Zaster! He was doing double duty as slammer and door person. 9.3 7.9 7.4 7.8 7.3 – 23.1

Next up was someone we haven’t seen on our stage in quite some time! Rock Howell! 9.0 7.6 5.9 7.0 6.5 – 21.1

Next was a first-timer slammer I believe (though I have seen her AT our shows before)… Laura! 7.8 7.8 6.9 6.9 6.4 – 21.6

We wrapped up with the new CPC Director, Sarah Ruszala! 9.1 9.8 7.7 8.4 9.5 – 27.0!

No time for love, Dr. Jones! It is time for the ONE-MINUTE LIGHTNING ROUND!!!

Laura! 8.0 7.3 8.5 7.2 6.1 – 22.5

Sarah! 9.2 9.2 7.6 8.2 9.0 – 26.4

Rock! 7.7 8.5 7.8 8.0 7.5 – (1 point time penalty) 22.5

D-Zaster! 8.5 7.9 6.5 8.0 8.0 – 23.9

Finally we had a well deserved break but not for long because we had to come back for out FEATURE PRESENTATION! 2015 CapSlam Team Member DMP!

He gave a feature that was VERY different that the stuff he normally slams with. A lot of epic humour and the full length version of his Yosemite Sam poem was worth the price of admission alone.

As if that weren’t enough, we had another round of poetry!

Laura was first up in the last round. 8.4 8.0 8.2 8.0 7.5 – 24.2

Next came ‘The Natural’ D-Zaster! 9.0 7.8 8.4 8.9 8.1 – 25.4

The Penultimate poet of the night was Rock Howell! 9.1 8.1 6.2 7.5 7.1 (and a .5 time penalty) 22.2

We wrapped thing sup with Sarah Ruszala! 9.1 9.9 9.0 9.5 TEN – 28.5

Final results

1. Sarah Ruszala – 81.9
2. D-Zaster – 72.4
3. Laura – 68.3
4. Rock Howell – 67.3

Next up is July 4th with special feature… King Kimbit!

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One thought on “CPC SUMMER SLAM #2

  1. Angel says:

    Hey Rusty, Is there a Slam tonight for July 4th? Where? Thx 🙂

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